weaver-z:

There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

macleod:

yeah, sure I’ll reblog that

hugcollector:

girl help she’s going for the bread

moki-dokie:

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you’ve refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that’s gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

thesevenumbrellas:

Baldur’s Gate 3: You should organize your party by making sure all skills are covered. You need a tank, magic user, etc, etc.

Me:

BG3: … or by fuc-

Me: Fuckability it is.

lesbi-nyan:

everythingfox:

Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

(via)

laina:

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by itskeyes

original caption: Every Actor’s Nightmare or A Prayer for Hegelochus]

kassasaurus-rex:

catchaspark:

timefortigers:

papinianista:

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

happy 18 years of the hobbits still being taken to isengard

hintsiren:

red-mercer:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

midnightssea:

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

A. They’re not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They’re not gonna talk to you, so any “business advice” you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that’s null and void, aint happening.

C. Here’s the real secret of their “success”; they’re all bad people. That’s literally it. They’re willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don’t get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you’re willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone’s offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

But if you’re serving them you can poison the food

Originally posted by baileyjoseph